一个sb和AM的谈话

zhanzhan321123

从未见过极品SB。此SB秒杀一片国人，比地震的威力还大。get out!!

英文水平一般可以看看这贴。
http://www.abestforum.com/thread-3186-1-1.html

zhanzhan321123

可悲的是这个联盟审核水平将会更高，看看COPEAC Stephen的留言，貌似也要传授他几招。

RichDaddy

(11:42:33 AM) CPATrendPhil: unfortunately you're the worst fraudster I've ever spoken to

xlnim

我英语不好 但我用谷歌翻译看的，看完之后连我都忍不住操TMD。这水平 混毛的网络。

zhanzhan321123

Just a thread? Should have it's own forum!

I did a blog post over a year ago where I went through our network pub accounts and pulled out some fun names people had used on their applications:

Gerald Ford - Our 38th President, although dead, apparently found some time to dabble in affiliate marketing.
Randy Jones - Former San Diego Padres Cy Young winner.
Willie Parker - Fast Willie Parker from the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Jerry Garcia - The Grateful Dead band member and inspiration for the delicious Cherry Garcia ice cream, which can be found at your local Ben & Jerry's.
David Robinson - "The Admiral". Former center for the San Antonio Spurs...not likely that the guy needs to dive into affiliate marketing to earn a few extra bucks.
Robert Duval - Must have gotten bored of being a famous actor and decided to run some email submits.
Phil Jackson - He's already won several NBA championships and really can't achieve much more in basketball, so looks like he wanted to dominate some biz-op campaigns as well.
Benjamin Franklin - He must have figured out how to get electricity in the afterlife.
Jimmy Carter - Yet another former US President (39th)
Lisa Simpson - I would have preferred Homer.
Phil Collins - He can feel pop ups coming in the air tonight...
Arizona River - Not really a famous person but rather a body of water looking to go with the flow of PPC marketing.
James Bond - Bond...James Bond...
Chad Johnson - The infamous wide receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals...now legally referred to as Chad Ocho-Cinco.
Harold Kumar - On their search for White Castle, they stumbled upon FluxAds.
Barry Sanders - Former Detroit Lions great running back.
John Stamos - Looks like Uncle Jesse got tired of living with his brother-in-law and his three daughters and wanted to make some commission.

zhanzhan321123

Barack Obama 在cpaway里。住在1600 Pennsylvania ave.

多牛的人啊

zhanzhan321123

Okay, let me keep this thread rolling:

(10:59:38 PM) fraudster2: hellow
(11:00:28 PM) CpatrendPhil@hotmail.com: hi
(11:00:29 PM) CpatrendPhil@hotmail.com: how are you
(11:01:22 PM) fraudster2: Thank you! My account audit adopted?
(11:04:25 PM) fraudster2: My website is: <url>
(11:06:17 PM) fraudster2: Questions?
(11:07:25 PM) CpatrendPhil@hotmail.com: not sure what you're asking
(11:10:40 PM) fraudster2: Please wait
(11:10:44 PM) CpatrendPhil@hotmail.com: ?
(11:12:43 PM) fraudster2: I look at my username, I applied last week your ad network, you also let me upload the file, verify the site's copyright.
(11:14:45 PM) CpatrendPhil@hotmail.com: are you trying to translate into english?
(11:22:31 PM) fraudster2: Sorry, I can not remember the name of your Affilate, can you tell me? Thank you!
(11:22:38 PM) CpatrendPhil@hotmail.com: ?
(11:23:47 PM) fraudster2: Tell me Affiliate website
(11:24:09 PM) CpatrendPhil@hotmail.com: are you asking me what site I'm from, after you IM'ed me?
(11:24:50 PM) fraudster2: Yes
(11:24:57 PM) CpatrendPhil@hotmail.com: its in my screenname..
(11:29:20 PM) CpatrendPhil@hotmail.com: whats your full name?
(11:31:08 PM) cool: <insert fake full name here>
(11:31:37 PM) CpatrendPhil@hotmail.com: hmm, we already spoke.
(11:31:48 PM) CpatrendPhil@hotmail.com: you work in oregon but live in new york, is that correct?
(11:35:18 PM) fraudster2: yes
(11:35:32 PM) CpatrendPhil@hotmail.com: you realize that I know you're a fraudulent affiliate right?
(11:35:35 PM) CpatrendPhil@hotmail.com: I'm just having some fun with you
(11:35:38 PM) CpatrendPhil@hotmail.com: because I knew it for weeks
(11:38:00 PM) fraudster2: I'm sorry, in fact I am sincerely cooperate with you, I only effort, the other I do not care
(11:38:37 PM) CpatrendPhil@hotmail.com: I can't understand you at all <name>, I also know that you're using a terrible translator to speak to me
(11:38:41 PM) CpatrendPhil@hotmail.com: you're doing a terrible job
(11:38:45 PM) CpatrendPhil@hotmail.com: find another company to try to scam
(11:40:51 PM) fraudster2: No, I do not do things like that
(11:43:38 PM) CpatrendPhil@hotmail.com: oh ok
(11:44:36 PM) fraudster2: I sure hope you can help me, thank you
(12:00:13 AM) fraudster2: I hope you so much for pointing my shortcomings, thank you!
(12:00:22 AM) CpatrendPhil@hotmail.com: i don't know what that means.

Enjoy . Will look for some more!

zhanzhan321123

Here's another, this is one of my favorites just because of how ridiculous it is lol:

(11:38:33 PM) fraudster 3: hello. this is jeff. I just wonder how my application's going? I haven't received an e-mail and it's been more than one day.
(11:48:59 PM) cpatrendphil: Hey, isn't your name Alan? Your account has unfortunately been denied, sorry to inform you of that.
(11:50:31 PM) fraudster 3: ok
(11:50:34 PM) fraudster 3: thanks anyway
(11:50:43 PM) fraudster 3: actually, Jeff is my nickname
(11:50:47 PM) cpatrendphil: Sorry man. Best of luck elsewhere.
(11:50:53 PM) fraudster 3: ok

Who knew that Jeff was short for Alan?

wanglong888

吗比，这帮sb，真丢人啊

kickmoon

good  不错的故事

gtar

呃 你妹子的 我看时觉得脸红无比 太丢咱们脸了吧！ 要是不会就少说两句，言多必失！ 哪个败笔啊？！

leeprince

就这种英语水平也能去批号? oh my lady gaga....

simon611

日，英语那么差还去丢人，

kelgood

Chinese students.
估计以后老外都会这么形容我们了。
哎。

jx007888

bluefartworld 是什么呀

gemianren

哪个论坛看到的啊，也想去学学。

dsrna

太阳他。
填了ssn号， 又说自己是中国学生。
真是脑袋让驴给踢了