一个sb和AM的谈话
浏览论坛时看到的cpatrend的AM发的帖子大家看完发表下看法讲述的是他和一个Chinese students的一段谈话 可笑？ 可悲！！！
我特地把那两个单词加红让大家看看 那两个单词是多么刺眼
Fraudster caught within seconds (funny -- for me)
So here's the situation:
A very legitimate looking affiliate account signed up. High traffic website, whois information matched his application information, including name, phone number, and address, which doesn't happen too often. However, the address that the person signed up with did not match his IP address. So I figured I'd drop him a message on AIM before conducting a phone interview to just check out why the IP address and address listed on the application do not match. I wont include any names for privacy reasons, but the name on the application was certainly an American -- probably Irish-American -- name. So here is our AIM conversation:
(11:31:00 AM) CPATrendPhil: Hey <English name>, how are you?
(11:31:36 AM) fraudster: hi friend
(11:32:19 AM) CPATrendPhil: You just signed up for an affiliate account at CPATrend, just had a quick question.
(11:33:05 AM) fraudster: y
(11:33:15 AM) CPATrendPhil: huh?
(11:34:41 AM) fraudster: can i Join affiliate？
(11:35:02 AM) CPATrendPhil: You already signed up, I just wanted to ask you a question..
(11:35:18 AM) fraudster: sure
(11:35:58 AM) CPATrendPhil: Where did you sign up from?
(11:36:32 AM) fraudster: Chinese students
(11:36:49 AM) CPATrendPhil: Do you speak English?
(11:36:52 AM) fraudster: I have gone through your website and find it very impressive. I thought
me can definitely Improve the revenue from your campaigns.
(11:37:21 AM) fraudster: but my English is bad.
(11:37:29 AM) CPATrendPhil: you never answered my question
(11:37:34 AM) fraudster: i have lot of
customer which best suits your campaigns.
(11:37:47 AM) CPATrendPhil: you still have not answered my question
(11:37:59 AM) CPATrendPhil: (11:35:58 AM) CPATrendPhil: Where did you sign up from?
(11:38:12 AM) fraudster: china
(11:38:26 AM) CPATrendPhil: So <english name> isn't your real name is it?
(11:39:01 AM) fraudster: <Chinese Name>
(11:39:13 AM) CPATrendPhil: So why did you sign up with the name: <english name>, and using all of his information?
(11:39:26 AM) CPATrendPhil: Social Security Number, website, address, etc.
(11:39:46 AM) fraudster: my friend
(11:39:57 AM) CPATrendPhil: Lol
(11:40:05 AM) CPATrendPhil: you're very bad at committing fraud.
(11:40:13 AM) CPATrendPhil: You need some lessons.
(11:40:17 AM) fraudster: why？
(11:40:33 AM) CPATrendPhil: because you're way too easy to spot.
(11:41:08 AM) fraudster: no
(11:41:13 AM) CPATrendPhil: yes.
(11:41:27 AM) fraudster: marketing campaigns：Email, PPC, Facebook
(11:41:35 AM) CPATrendPhil: you're being denied
(11:41:45 AM) CPATrendPhil: you can't sign up with somebody elses information
(11:41:46 AM) CPATrendPhil: that's illegal
(11:41:50 AM) CPATrendPhil: it's called fraud
(11:41:57 AM) CPATrendPhil: you just admitted to doing so..
(11:42:08 AM) fraudster: Unfortunately
(11:42:33 AM) CPATrendPhil: unfortunately you're the worst fraudster I've ever spoken to
(11:42:51 AM) CPATrendPhil: you're never supposed to give yourself away, come on man..
(11:43:00 AM) fraudster: u a bad manager
(11:43:19 AM) CPATrendPhil: You're the first person who's ever said that, so you must be right.
(11:43:33 AM) fraudster: Racial discrimination
(11:43:58 AM) CPATrendPhil: We discriminate against fraudulent affiliates. You just admitted to me that you signed up using fraudulent information, lol.
(11:45:09 AM) fraudster: I would like to Build a healthy relationship with your company. I am
interested in speaking with campaign management team or who handles
campaigns.
(11:45:31 AM) fraudster: but You do not trust me
(11:47:02 AM) CPATrendPhil: Of course I don't trust you. You signed up with a name, address, SSN, phone number, and website that is not yours. How could I trust you?
(11:47:35 AM) fraudster: Do not just saying that a person is a liar
(11:47:39 AM) fraudster: ok?
(11:47:51 AM) CPATrendPhil: What do you mean?
(11:49:02 AM) fraudster: your site to receive China affiliate ?
(11:49:39 AM) fraudster: I have my own two sites
(11:49:40 AM) CPATrendPhil: We accept Chinese affiliates who prove themselves to be legitimate affiliates. You broke the cardinal sin of signing up for affiliate networks.
(11:51:01 AM) fraudster: oh,Very bad thingsO:-)
(11:52:03 AM) fraudster: i work with CJ.com
(11:52:15 AM) CPATrendPhil: so does everybody
(11:52:20 AM) CPATrendPhil: continue working with them
(11:52:45 AM) fraudster: ok , i like them
(11:54:17 AM) CPATrendPhil: great
(11:56:24 AM) fraudster: I would like to Build a healthy relationship with your,,
(11:57:06 AM) CPATrendPhil: It's not happening. You already broke the trust barrier. We cannot work together, sorry.
(11:58:52 AM) fraudster: hehe
(12:00:03 PM) fraudster: Can give you 30% commission:-P
(12:00:37 PM) CPATrendPhil: Go hang out more at BlueFartworld.
(12:01:58 PM) fraudster: You're funny
(12:02:08 PM) fraudster: bye
(12:02:10 PM) CPATrendPhil: bye
(12:02:14 PM) CPATrendPhil: thanks for playing
If anybody has spoken with me personally, you know that I typically speak much more professionally on AIM, but sometimes you get some of these guys who are blatantly fraudulent and you just gotta have a bit of fun with them too.
My favorite part is how he called me out for "racial discrimination" and followed it with "I would like to build a healthy relationship with your company."
Some of you may be able to appreciate this!
确实够SB得。。。。。 哈哈
问：吃饭了吗？
答：我已经去过厕所了！
同样的道理！ SB已经不足以形容此人的行为 还给经理三成佣金 真亏的说的出口....... 本帖最后由 xigua 于 2010-9-4 02:51 编辑
OK已经找到联盟AM打算跟他开开玩笑套套近乎呵呵 看来他应该是个很好说话的人是我见过中脾气比较好的了呵呵！ 回复 5# xigua
会英语真好:hug: 晕倒，上面我发的字呢？ 回复 7# 陆陆
会英语真好？不觉得····呵呵 我是用翻译的朋友我是菜鸟···但不是笨鸟···OK··· 中国人的脸就是这帮SB丢没了 这位哥不会沟通啥都不知道 这怎么能直接说自己是中国学生呢？这不是自掘坟墓吗？
还不如自己找一个老外与经理交流更好。 真傻比，用ssn的信息还他妈所自己是中国学生，这不是找骂吗？还不如直接中国名字，这样不会太丢人 这太他妈傻逼了！！！我虽然不会英语，但这实属傻逼行为！不过有一点他值得表扬，很真诚很真诚！真诚到世界最傻逼的人类 这种白痴老是在外面丢人，一颗老鼠屎。 这样的人搞什么赚客呢?去当小丑或者耍猴比较好 中国人的脸就这样给这帮SB丢光了 此人有些吃药不看说明书的问题！
除了丢中国人的脸，我们可以知道，
老外为啥调查，
自己如何规避风险。 这算个求啊，只能说明他是菜B而已！比这脑残的人，多的是！